Post by daltmc on Jul 19, 2016 11:12:58 GMT -5
It was early in the AM on Thursday when the #Swole party began over two weeks ago. There were many emotions felt by all after their draw to Dark Theory in non conference play. A draw was not the optimal result of their last name but they faced a very tough opponent and fought them hard in proper #Swole fashion until the final whistle. The drunken frat Dwarves shook hands with their Dark Elf opponents and even said a few misogynistic and off color comments to "that hot witch elf" even inviting her and her team back to campus for the ensuing frat party. The Dwarves piled into the locker room to get their post game debriefing from coach DaltMc and to continue their on field drinking but at much more accelerated paced. After their locker room chants and cheers the frat moved the party onto the team bus where they partied all the way back to campus.
The bus was met by a large mob of students, fans, and parents of all shapes, sizes, and race. As the drunken players stumbled off the bus the crowd hoisted each player onto their shoulders and serenaded them with the #Swole Battle hymn. "Oh those boys of #Swole are always spoilin' fer a fight! And everywhere they go they party all the night! When you see those boys a comin' you're sure for a fright! 'Cause those boys are mean and tough and always choose fight over flight!" (Repeat 3X). The crowd carried the boys to the Beta Omicron Omicron Beta house where a party was already prepared by the BOOB house and Bro development team #Swell. Bronito Muscleini was the man of the night coming off of his great performance of two kills. Broseph Stalin was not forgotten either scoring the teams sole touchdown and leveling up was quite an achievement as well and he got many a goblin cheerleader on that night! Speaking of goblin cheerleaders the under-performing TrollSlayer Fidel Castbro got into some trouble with a few and campus security had to be called. His fellow bros were quick to shun him for his actions and unfortunately he was kicked out of the frat. Later that day he found himself stone sober in the dean's office where the university took disciplinary action towards him that resulted in his suspension from the university for some time.
This disciplinary action put coach DaltMc in quite a tight spot having Castbro under contract for at least another season but he was ineligible to play for #Swole. That's when he received a mysterious phone call from the coach of the Koom Valley Sappers. He told Coach DaltMc that he had admired the work of Fidel Castbro and would love to take on the Castbro contract and rehabilitate the young Dwarf down in Koom Valley in exchange for a sum of gold and their star TrollSlayer Lars Skulldrinker. Many wondered why the Sappers would want to give up their star player for an unproven trouble maker. There's usually some method to coaches' madness and the Sappers' coach had quite some method. You see he believes in the growth and betterment of players as you could tell from his wanting to take in the troubled youth. Lars had accomplished all that he could down in the developmentals and it was time for him to move forward into the professional league of Blood Bowl. The conditioned TrollSlayer is an ideal fit for #Swole for many reasons. From a young age Lars had always wanted to attend college but unfortunately came from an underprivileged family and was never able to afford it so he turned to Blood Bowl and to play professionally became another dream of his. With this trade two of the young TrollSlayers dreams become reality he now gets to play on the ever promising Dwarf squad #Swole who has given him full tuition within his contract and he has already enrolled in his classes. Lars fits right in with the other bros and was doing keg-stands at the practice facilities in no time!
The bus was met by a large mob of students, fans, and parents of all shapes, sizes, and race. As the drunken players stumbled off the bus the crowd hoisted each player onto their shoulders and serenaded them with the #Swole Battle hymn. "Oh those boys of #Swole are always spoilin' fer a fight! And everywhere they go they party all the night! When you see those boys a comin' you're sure for a fright! 'Cause those boys are mean and tough and always choose fight over flight!" (Repeat 3X). The crowd carried the boys to the Beta Omicron Omicron Beta house where a party was already prepared by the BOOB house and Bro development team #Swell. Bronito Muscleini was the man of the night coming off of his great performance of two kills. Broseph Stalin was not forgotten either scoring the teams sole touchdown and leveling up was quite an achievement as well and he got many a goblin cheerleader on that night! Speaking of goblin cheerleaders the under-performing TrollSlayer Fidel Castbro got into some trouble with a few and campus security had to be called. His fellow bros were quick to shun him for his actions and unfortunately he was kicked out of the frat. Later that day he found himself stone sober in the dean's office where the university took disciplinary action towards him that resulted in his suspension from the university for some time.
This disciplinary action put coach DaltMc in quite a tight spot having Castbro under contract for at least another season but he was ineligible to play for #Swole. That's when he received a mysterious phone call from the coach of the Koom Valley Sappers. He told Coach DaltMc that he had admired the work of Fidel Castbro and would love to take on the Castbro contract and rehabilitate the young Dwarf down in Koom Valley in exchange for a sum of gold and their star TrollSlayer Lars Skulldrinker. Many wondered why the Sappers would want to give up their star player for an unproven trouble maker. There's usually some method to coaches' madness and the Sappers' coach had quite some method. You see he believes in the growth and betterment of players as you could tell from his wanting to take in the troubled youth. Lars had accomplished all that he could down in the developmentals and it was time for him to move forward into the professional league of Blood Bowl. The conditioned TrollSlayer is an ideal fit for #Swole for many reasons. From a young age Lars had always wanted to attend college but unfortunately came from an underprivileged family and was never able to afford it so he turned to Blood Bowl and to play professionally became another dream of his. With this trade two of the young TrollSlayers dreams become reality he now gets to play on the ever promising Dwarf squad #Swole who has given him full tuition within his contract and he has already enrolled in his classes. Lars fits right in with the other bros and was doing keg-stands at the practice facilities in no time!